<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">Actually, there is a similar joke.</font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <p></p></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">An actuary gave a speech to collage students:"There are three kinds of actuaries. Those that can count, and those that can't."</font></p><p></p>