Unit 1
Dr. Zhang: What’s so funny Lisa?
Lisa: Ha, ha! I’ve just read an article about a
Scottish tourist
who had his passport stolen in New Zealand, by a parrot.
Dr. Zhang: A parrot? A bird? That’s impossible! Are you pulling my leg?
Lisa: No, I am dead serious: it’s a true story!
Dr. Zhang: What happened?
Lisa: According to the article, the Scottish tourist had put his passport
in a little bright bag.
But the brightness of the bag drew the attention of a parrot,
which swooped down,
grabbed it,  ...