Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

女一：嗨，我是汪达

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

女二：嗨，我是施尔维雅，妳怎么死的呢

1st woman: I froze to death.

我冻死的

2nd woman: How horrible!

好可怕

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What! a! bout you?

也没这样糟！在冷的发抖之后我感到温暖与沉睡最后就平静的死了

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

我是因为心脏病死的，我怀疑我先生欺骗，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看电视

1st woman: So, what happened?

喔，那发生什么事呢

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman at somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

我很确信一定有个女人在那里，我就跑遍整个屋子去找

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

我跑上顶楼找又下到地下室然后到每一个橱柜并查每一个床下

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attackand died.

我一直找遍每一个地方，最后我累跨了，并引发心脏病死了

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

太可惜了妳没有看一下冰箱，否则我们都还活着