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2009-08-12
王教伟:爱祖国爱统计
个人投稿 2009-07-30 08:31:47

爱祖国爱统计


多少次为着一项调查,一次普查

我如蜂似蚁般的辛勤忙碌

多少回为了一个公式,一组数据

我辗转反侧
彻夜难眠

多少次为了一份表格,一个指标的完成

梦中触及后的欣喜把老婆惊醒

遨游在浩瀚的数海里

我与渔业产值一起嬉戏

展翅于万里高空中

我和鸟儿把房地产统计

纵横驰骋在广袤的田野上

我伴麦浪一起把丰收的记录珍藏

我爱我的工作
我的统计

生活中

有人嘲笑我干统计

有人藐视我和统计

有人不理解什么是统计

为什么会被统计

而我却坦然一笑

因为有了统计

我可以揭示最深的奥秘

因为有了统计

我不再孤独
在数据间游戏

因为有了统计

我可以把天上的星星重新梳理

因为有了统计

我的人生才与众不同,更有意义

我爱我的生活
我的统计

当我看到家乡的那一片片麦子丰收在即

当我看到那一家家企业在这里云集

当我看到那一座座小楼拔地而起

当那幸福和知足在乡亲们的脸上洋溢

当我把这一切用数字和百分比与历史对比

心中无比的兴奋和惊喜

我爱我的家乡
我的统计

职业的敏感让我关注

国家统计局的公布

生活的点滴让我关心

国家统计局的公布

大风大浪时更让我关注

国家GDPCPI的公布

每一次的关注和公布

都让我信心百倍为祖国祝福

祖国越富强统计越关注

我爱我的祖国
我的统计

  (作者单位:山东省胶州市马店镇统计站)



Yale的教授Chris Blattman 抄了些英文翻译 Love the Homeland, Love Statistics:
Life
Some mock me for doing statistics
Some loathe me and statistics
Some don’t understand what statistics are
Why is it that statistics
Put a calm smile on my face?



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2009-8-12 07:28:10
卧底经济学 的作者 Tim Harford

对此诗歌给与极为正面的评价:

China’s official statisticians are not the only ones facing scepticism. In the UK, only 36 per cent of people believe that official figures are generally accurate. This is, however, an official figure, so 64 per cent of us would hesitate before placing much confidence in it.

“Some mock me for doing statistics/ Some loathe me and statistics”, writes China’s poet-statistician, but our relationship with statistics is more complex. We feel that no argument is complete without a gesture towards the data, yet few of us understand how they are compiled. We sense – rightly – that statistics are often abused through ignorance, or manipulated.

I am a non-statistician who deals with statistics and statisticians frequently, and in my view statisticians are unsung heroes. Statistics are essential to understanding the world, but statisticians get little credit. We accept the numbers in the news as fact, without considering the skill in producing them from small, non-representative samples.

The most striking statistical story I came across this year was that adding statistical information to a charitable appeal reduces donations. It seems that merely reading a statistic makes us meaner.

This is the kind of obstacle statisticians must overcome. So sing out, poet-statisticians of China. Bean-counters of the world, unite!
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2009-8-12 07:33:50
hehe bu cuo a
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2009-8-12 07:33:56
诗写得不错!哈哈~~~
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2009-8-12 07:34:32
就连华尔街日报也对这个诗歌有所关注:

Who says statistics aren’t fun?

As part of the myriad activities planned to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China on Oct. 1, the normally staid National Bureau of Statistics is letting its hair down a bit.

The NBS has launched a call for submissions of writings celebrating the PRC’s big birthday as part of campaign called “Statistical Feelings: Together We Go – Celebrating the 60th Anniversary of the Founding of New China.” The campaign is intended to boost the patriotic feelings and confidence of statisticians in their work, according to the bureau’s Web site. Submissions should reflect on the development of the nation over the past six decades, discuss the role of statistics in national development and express the feelings of statistics workers towards this period in history in 3000 characters or less. All of China’s current and former statistics workers are invited to submit entries by email. As an added incentive, contributors whose work is selected for publication on the NBS Web site will receive an unspecified amount of “generous compensation.”

So far, about a dozen entries have been posted, encompassing the genres of prose, poetry and song. One essay, submitted by an employee of the NBS industrial division, is titled “I Am Proud to Be a Brick in the Statistics Building of the PRC,” and reads like a prose poem, each paragraph leading with the title’s refrain.

A poem, “Love the Homeland, Love Statistics,” includes the following stanza:

Life
Some mock me for doing statistics
Some loathe me and statistics
Some don’t understand what statistics are
Why is it that statistics
Put a calm smile on my face?
Because of statistics
I can solve the deepest mysteries
Because of statistics
I will not be lonely again, playing in the data
Because of statistics
I can rearrange the stars in the skies above
Because of statistics
My life is different, more meaningful
I love my life, my statistics

Our favorite submission (so far) is the amusingly titled, “Celebration – Statistics Carol,” which inevitably brings to mind a troupe of buttoned down statisticians, going from door to door on the evening of Sept. 30, singing their praises to numbers and the motherland.

–Sky Canaves
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2009-8-12 08:12:33
有意思 111
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