SOCIALISM: You have two cows. State takes one and give it to someone else.
COMMUNISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and gives you milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and sell you milk.
NAZISM: You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoot you.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. State takes both of them, kill one and spill the milk in system of sewage.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

社会主义：你有两头母牛，国家带走一头送给别人。
共产主义：你有两头母牛，国家都带走，然后送牛奶给你。
法西斯主义：你有两头母牛，国家都带走，然后卖牛奶给你。
纳粹主义：你有两头母牛，国家都带走，然后开枪毙了你。
官僚作风：你有两头母牛，国家都带走，杀掉一只，然后把牛奶倒进污水沟里。
资本主义：你有两头母牛，你卖掉一只，然后买一头公牛。

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