Four men die and are welcomed by Albert Einstein in heaven.
The first says: “Hi, I am John and my IQ is 187.” Einstein says: “We shall do quantum physics together.”
The second man says: “Hi, I am James and my IQ is 134.” Einstein says: “We shall do math together.”
The third man says: “Hi, I am Tony and my IQ is 115.” Einstein says:”We… shall do European history together.”
The fourth man says: “Hi, I am Stephen and my IQ is 97.” Einstein says:” We shall do Actuarial Science together.”
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The fifth man says: “Hi, I am bob and my IQ is 50.” Einstein said: “you can be my accountant.”

Who says actuaries don’t have a sense of humor? Well, a lot of people.

We actuaries do seem to have a certain reputation to live up to. Here is a sampling of the mostly politically incorrect humor with which actuaries occasionally amuse themselves.

We are truly heartened to see that actuaries from around the world know that the best solution today’s economic gloom is not really quantitative easing but a few old fashioned jokes.

Warning: I make no representation that these actuarial jokes are actually funny.

Reply your favorite actuary jokes here.

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