答案我自己随便填的~有兴趣的单独来~回复~
1. CITIGROUP: "What is your strategy at table tennis?"花旗集团:你打乒乓时采用什么战略?
Arabian style(悲催的citi没能挺到08年,没能把责任推到大环境的关系,就被收购了~美国人的银行~)
2. HEDGE FUND: "Tell me a clean joke."对冲基金:讲个非黄色笑话吧。
Quantitative Easing can help us,not the US.
3. APITAL ONE: "How do you evaluate Subway's $5 foot-long sub policy?"第一资本金融公司:你如何评价赛百味快餐推出的5美元三明治促销活动?”
What is footlong?Whatever it is,I never buy anything in subway.It's not worth it.(你也不想想不管什么有脚那么长,在地铁里买肯定不划算~)
4. HEDGE FUND: "What's the best e-mail address you've ever seen, and why?" 对冲基金:你见过的最好的邮箱地址是怎样的?为什么?
xxx@xxx.com(The email address of the head of the HF).'Cause all the HF heads like dirty jokes or being flattered.U don't like dirty jokes, then u must be happy if hear good words.(要用唐伯虎架子鼓那段流水板~:问了笑话心里肮脏,叉叉叉探他的心肠,溜须拍马人人爱,老外也不会有例外~Yeah~)
5. BROWN & BROWN INSURANCE: "How would you rate your life on a scale of 1 to 10?"布朗和布朗保险公司:如果满分是10分,你给自己的生活打几分?
Between 1 to 10,'cause life is risky~sometimes good,sometimes bad.(保险公司主营业务,就是经营风险~)
6. GOLDMAN SACHS: "Suppose you had eight identical balls. One of them is slightly heavier and you are given a balance scale. What’s the fewest number of times you have to use the scale to find the heavier ball?高盛集团:假设你有8个外观相同的球,其中一个比其他稍重。如果给你一个天平,最少称几次你可以找出这只稍重的球?
When I was 9,our teacher asked the same question,and I gave her the right answer whereas the other 160 children didn't.The answer is 2.
7. UBS: "If we were playing Russian roulette and had one bullet, I randomly spun the chamber and fired but nothing was fired, would you rather fire the gun again or respin the chamber and then fire on your turn?"瑞士联合银行:如果我们玩俄罗斯轮盘并且只有一颗子弹,我在转了弹轮之后开枪,没子弹了。轮到你时,你是打开手枪转一圈再对着自己开枪还是直接就拿着我刚开过的枪射自己呢?”
Sell the opportunity to u.U guys always do like this,isn't it?
8. JANE STREET CAPITAL: "What is the smallest number divisible by 225 that consists of all 1s and 0s?" 简街资本:能被225整除,只包含0和1的最小的数字是多少?
It's 01, a binary number equals to 1, the smallest integer.
9. GOLDMAN SACHS: "How many penguins would it take to surround the North Pole? And give 2 standard deviations from your answer?"高盛集团:需要多少只企鹅才可以绕北极一圈?从答案里给出两个标准差。
Considering u r weight-challenged,if u stand on the Pole,there are at least 7 emperor penguins needed to surround u.And could u tell me us waistline for further calculation pls?(那鸟人问你多少企鹅绕北极点?明摆了看不起你,那还跟他客气啊~放7只帝企鹅,又肥又大,问他腰围,让他无地自容!)
10. MERRILL LYNCH: "Tell me about your life from kindergarten onwards."美林证券公司:讲讲你的一生,从幼儿园开始吧。
A long time ago~,I was collecting and selling beer bottles just like Buffett and Jim Rogers did when I was young enough in kindergarten.And then I live happily ever after.(童话惯用伎俩,很久很久以前,他们从此过上了幸福的生活~我幼儿园就开始卖酒瓶,酒瓶比那俩家伙卖的可乐瓶贵多了~)
11. GOLDMAN SACHS: "If you were shrunk to the size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?"高盛集团:如果你被压缩到只有铅笔那么大,然后放进了搅拌机,你如何逃出来?
I pray.If a human can be shrunk to the size of a pencil, and put in a blender, God must exist!(你以为科幻片儿啊,说变就变,GS看来也是猴子的粉丝~)