别人说得好有道理，你已无言以对？平日里你难道只有被人损的份儿？是不是好想毒舌一回，犀利地回击TA？今天spiiker英语教大家来学几个“杀人不见血”的损人神句，分分钟提高你的毒舌功力！

1. If you gave him a penny for histhoughts, you’d get change.

　　如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。

2. She got into the gene pool whilethe lifeguard wasn’t watching.

　　她肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进过基因池。

3. During evolution, his ancestorswere in the control group.

　　如果进化时他的祖先不是在控制组的话，他也许不会这么蠢。

4. A room temperature IQ.

　　智商简直和室温一样高。

5. He has two brains; one is lostand the other is out looking for it.

　　他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。

6. She found some drink from thefountain of knowledge, but she just gargled.

　　人家畅饮智慧之泉，她却只是拿来漱了漱口。

7. It takes him an-hour-and-a-halfto watch 60 minutes.

　　他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。

8. She sets low personal standardsand then consistently fails to achieve them.

　　她给自己设定的标准实在太低了，但每次还是达不到。

9. If he were any more stupid, he’dhave to be watered twice a week.

　　如果他再笨点儿，就要一周给他浇两次水了。（把他当植物来看了。）