本来就是调侃限制自由的，却不让贴。用Google翻译过的总能让贴吧。不过味道已经不一样。可以自己去看原文http://news.163.com/10/0716/15/6BNNBM9900012Q9L.html



In an interview, when confidence octopus Emperor, Paul said:rumors stop wise.

China is a great country,the achievements and progress for all to see.

And you have vast land, butalso especially like to eat squid, I love this country!


Analysis: Guo Li



Emperor Paul was busy octopus,hundreds of media to interview him, so it is to hire a public relations firmdedicated to deal with.

But no matter what's asked, public relationsfirms always only two words, or "Paul was tired and need more rest,"or "no comment."



Paul finally danced to chat withthe reporter for 20 minutes.

He is very calm andcollected, dancing because he could not understand this reporter to speak.

Of course, he danced thisreporter can not read, so it's answered all our reporter guess.



Southern Weekend: I'm glad tosee you are alive.

Some say that the forecast when the next World Cup, youappear in front of the Chinese national flag, so you to commit suicide.



Paul: rumors would stop wise.
Chinais a great country, the achievements and progress for all to see.
Andyou have vast land, but also especially like to eat squid, I love this country!



Southern Weekly: Speaking of theWorld Cup, you can predict the future of Chinese football it?



Paul: The next question, thankyou.



Southern Weekend: Well, a lot ofChinese people asked me to ask you, China's stock market six months to turnback to 3000, please?



Paul: the next question.



Southern Weekly: China's housingprices that ... ...?



Paul: Well, since you insist.
PerhapsI am satisfied that all up is the result of it! However, as far as I know, theprice should follow market rules, in short supply on prices, an oversupply ofthe fall, why do you think I guess what price?



Southern Weekend: As God, Paul,you will have great pressure?



Paul: This is God, not myselfwant is to vote for me when the fans around the world.

I can not live up to the expectations of fans around theworld, right? The pressure will not, after all, I fish to old age, do not care.
AndI never cheat, I do not worry about someone to expose me false.



Southern Weekend: What is yourfavorite color? Many of your fans want to know.



Paul: Many people say I like thered was chosen Spain, said that because the shrimp are red it mean that I amwho Guanfan Who go? You eat shrimp that are red all over the world, in fact,Have you seen the red shellcooked shrimp swim in the sea? I eat shrimp are green shell.



However, to say my favoritecolor, or the deep blue sea, it is free of color.



Southern Weekend: Sounds likeyou often do philosophy.



Paul: Yes, ah, you state whatchildren said Well, "You are not fish, how do you know what the fishhappy."

I do not export terrorism and a second output ofideology is not, why some foreigners want to cook the total me?



Southern Weekend: Please give usyour prediction, in 2012 the destruction of human will it?



Paul: What a few days ago seemto have a president to ask me this question.
Iasked him if would be destroyed, he could also take me on the Noah's Ark, he said"ah sure," I helped him because even he can not predict the nextpresident re-elected.
I said, people are killed off your friends, you thinkof the presidential election? He would impress the.

I am also worried for you, ah, too easy! Too naive!



Southern Weekend: can we speakabout your feelings of life? We all always see you in the front of the cameraone.



Paul: But you have so manypuppies live my every move 24 hours, when the star easy? When God is no privacyit? You also keep a photo of me nude ... ... I would like to take thisopportunity to caution some of the media, news
Freedomis freedom within the law allows, freedom is not without limits.



Southern Weekend: Some peopleasked me to ask you, if you are cooking, and is good steamed, or stewed good?



Paul: Which media are you?



Southern Weekend: Actually youhave made historic achievements, talk about your feelings, right?



Paul: Great Britain first liketo thank my mother, her water had raised me, and I will always be people in themotherland octopus.
Also would like to thank the parents! Is their ownlives, in exchange for my life.


Southern Weekend: It is said,there are parrots in Singapore, Africa, animals, apes, etc., are forecastingthe World Cup, but only if you 100% guess.

Your former competitors who you want to say?




Paul: I'm old, but they arestill young, and many can guess Well: When the next round of economic crisis tothe temperature rise next year, several times, LadyGaGa when to get married,Bolt 5 seconds you can break through 100 meters, there are

Many problems with yourman, is not it? When can we board the Rainbow? When will abandon the war? Whydo you have a house demolitions been facing the sea? this world better?



So, I ask you a question?



Southern Weekend: I'm so proudof!



Paul: I wanted to tell you,Chinese people's first question, why is not the stock market that the propertymarket? You also want something else?