“I slept with his younger brother.”

我跟前任的弟弟睡了。

"Made him think I was pregnant."

骗他说我怀孕了。

“Pretend friended his sister for years.”

假装做他的知心姐姐好多年。

"Wrapped his house in toilet paper."

用卫生纸把前任的房子缠起来。

“Rumor: His GF has hairy nipples.”

散播谣言说他的女朋友....多毛。

“I drank his limited-edition Hennessy.”

我喝掉了前男友限量版的轩尼诗。

"Changed the passwords to his accounts."

把我的密码改成他的账号。

“****ed his best friend. Sent pics.”

上了我前任最好的朋友还给他发照片。

“I keyed his brand-new truck.”

我锁了他新买的卡车。

"Became great friends with his mom!"

跟前任的妈妈成为好朋友。

“Sent a card full of glitter.”

寄个前任一封泪水满满的明信片。

“Told him he got fat. Ha!”

跟他说他胖了，哈哈。

“I left with all his pillows.”

我走的时候，带走了他所有的枕头。

“I secretly befriended his new girlfriend.”

偷偷地跟他的现成女友做朋友。

“Slept with my ex’s best friend.”

睡了我前任最好的朋友。

“Made fake Facebook profile to spy.”

在Facebook上开了一个小号视奸他。

“Lied about being three months pregnant.”

撒谎说我已经怀孕3个月了。

“Anonymously emailed his girlfriends detailing indiscretions.”

匿名给他的女朋友发电子邮件，详细描述他的轻率行为。

“Paraded new boyfriend at his work.”

在前任的工作上秀自己的新男友。

“Enlisted fake boyfriend in jealousy attempt.”

找假的男朋友企图引起他的嫉妒。

“Burned a painting he made me.”

烧了他为我画的画像。